A load of margon

I feel like crap today because:

• The “Enter” key on this keyboard sucks. I hate when public computers have really crappy keyboards; unfortunately they all do
• My allergic conjunctivitis (or whatever it is) has still not gone away. It’s been freaking three weeks now. If this green teabag remedy doesn’t work, I will buy an eye patch (Update 5/23/08: It was bacterial conjunctivitis. Mom gave me some medication and it went away in a few days)
• My Sony VAIO laptop broke and I gave my Dell one to Mom to take home, so now I’m stuck with doing my 10 pg paper in the computer lab
• This paper / manifesto should really be done; especially because I have work tomorrow 10 AM – 5 PM
• I still don’t know what a manifesto means (in the context of Posthumanism)
• I haven’t gone to the gym enough this week
• I wasted four potential work hours sleeping (though that probably doesn’t really count as a wasting activity)
• I just remembered that Lost is on tonight
• Flight of the Conchords are still not my best friends
• My eye is red, making me look like a son of Lucifer
• My favorite TA is leaving for Sudan. I will probably never get to see him again and listen to all the things he does in life that I wish I could do too
• I get mad over things which I shouldn’t get mad over, like when a best friend takes an e-mail draft you write, puts his/her name on it as the writer, and sends it out to somebody important
• This is probably a symptom of PMS
• I’m not outside enjoying the wonderful weather
• What makes me feel most like crap: knowing that this list is completely selfish